remind me never to talk about our wedding in the daily mail

Christ on a bike. Check out those comments:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1271558/How-reluctant-bride-fell-love-marriage.html?ITO=1490

Lucy Mangan: I admire you a great deal. I love your writing for its honesty and frankness. You were one of the reasons I became a journalist (ooh, clues clues. I'm not a journalist any more so it's a bit of a red herring...)

But I can't help feeling your honesty and frankness might have got a better reception in any other newspaper. In the entire world.

(I would almost urge you not to read the story and add to their precious readership figures, were Lucy's article not so damned good.)

Seriously, don't read the comments. Nothing is off limit for the Daily Mail commenter: the dress, the choice of husband, the atheism and of course, the overall appearance (weight/face). Nasty, nasty.